10. “Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?” - Homer Simpson
9. "Friends are like bacon bits in the salad bowel of life" - Unknown
8. "Veggie bacon?! That sounds like a sign of the Apocalypse" - Turtle Dundee
Image via Wikipedia7." I’m never gonna get used to the 31st century... Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? ADMIRAL Crunch?" - Futurama
6. “Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals” - Homer Simpson
5. "Mmm... unexplained bacon" - Homer Simpson
4. "Is it bacon day?" - Homer Simpson
3. "Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if everything smelled as good as bacon" - Doug Larson
2. "As soon as I learned what the smell of bacon was, I learned how to make it." - Rush Limbaugh
1. "There’s egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pate’, brandy and a fried egg on top of spam." - Monty Python
H any other great bacon quotes? Feel free to submit them to me. If you love bacon as much as I love bacon - then I'm sure you enjoyed this bacon filled top 10 list!
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