Sunday, April 4, 2010

Have a Blast Gifting with Bacon

   Who knew that bacon gifts existed?  Not me!  I would like to share with you the amazing and unique world of bacon gifting!  We all know that bacon isn’t the best thing for us to eat…yes the real bacon.  Not turkey bacon or any other creation that some health nut comes up with.  Pure, fattening pig bacon!  Take it out of the package, lay it in the pan, sprinkle with a bit of seasoning and fry!  Flip a couple of times and you’ve got bacon that drips with fat, crispy and tasting amazing!  Some of us even save the drippings and grizzle for future skillet meals that will add a bit of the flavor, seasoning and crisp finish to your meal.
Anything you can imagine and things you can’t are used as gifts of bacon.  Sure, t-shirts are highly popular and display humorous and frank verses for all of the bacon lovers of the world.  Okay, ready to hear about gifts that are available to the common and serious lover of bacon?  Here ya go!

   - Have a boo-boo?  Cover it up with bacon and eggs band-aids!

    -After you consume the bacon, clean your teeth with bacon flavored floss and toothpicks.

    -Need to freshen up the mouth?  Use bacon mints.

    -After the sports game, your equipment bag stinks!  Use a bacon air freshener in your car.

    -Have fun playing with your kids.  Let the bacon and tofu duke it out!

    - Instead of rubbing your body with bacon in the shower to keep that ever-loving salty scent, use bacon soap.

    -During those winter months, seal your precious lips with bacon chap stick.

    -Tired of never being able to find the black wallet of yours?  Replace it with a bacon wallet.

    -If you are the tighty whitey kind of guy, you must go for the bacon undies.

I bet you didn’t know just how fun bacon could be.  It gets boring gifting people with the same things or same category of things each year.  Go for the gold in trying something new and exiting to gift with.  No matter what the style is (t-shirt, actual meat, wallet, toy, mints, band aids, underwear) you will be able to find exactly what you are looking for.  At the very least, your gift receiver will be full of humor when opening the gift!  Celebrate the pig in everyway you can and choose bacon gifts!




You Had Me at Bacon

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